Hey guys, uhm so I guess you know that Santana’s far far away now…in a kingdom far far away…sounds like some of the books I read. Anyways, I’m a sad little panda. I also kinda failed school, which I don’t understand how that happened? I mean, to be honest I think in my history exam I went a little too far back, you know? I started writing about how the first dinosaur to be named was the Megalosaurus and how the most tragic event in history, maybe even more tragic than all that Hitler stuff, was my personal theory as to how parasites were actually responsible for Dinosaurs becoming extinct and not dust from an an asteroid blocking the photosynthesis process. Anyways, my head began to hurt so I decided to draw little diagrams of the time machine I’ve been working on, I also drew a picture of Santana’s boobs. I didn’t get any marks for the question BUT the teacher did say what I wrote was interesting and totally put a little cute smiley face. Sweet! Hey, you know that reminds me. Santana once said she was like a lizard, right? Dinosaurs were lizard-like creatures…oh my god! What if like, Santana’s like…a…descendent of a dinosaur? What if she totally is one! That means she’s extra super special, like the last of her kind…I think I’ve totally figured it out guys! I need to like make sure I doubly look after her now. Like watch her super hard. She won’t become extinct if I’m taking care of her, right?